Christmas has come early in the form of a wonderfully festive book from No.1 bestselling author Tracy Bloom. Following on from No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday and No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs, No One Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day is published today by Bookouture. Anyone who has dealt with a family Christmas knows the politics and stress that goes into such a celebration, but Katy and Ben are determined to make theirs a day to remember…


Katy’s been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes. There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isn’t so sure she’s ready yet.


Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy’s mum’s 64-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails… Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day?


This book will make you cry with laughter – and then book your flights abroad for Christmas. Congratulations Tracy – a hilarious festive read to follow the first two bestsellers!